The return of the Matrix MOUAHAHAHAHA

Or is it really ?

LEGO Matrix - Blog

What did you expect ?

KungFu Bunny (stupid video)

Here is a little video very well made were you can see a rabbit and a dog fighting. But, they are both pictures. It's really funny and everybody can see it !

Kungfu Bunny 3 - Vidéos insolites

I just love it.

CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! How will I get my presents now. Dear Santa, please don't die. You can't do this to me !





We're downed :( Well I actually wanted to say, we're F******* !!!!! (roooooooh you'll finish in bell)





Baaaaaaah. Just kidding. All of you, have a joyful and happy christmas because it's the last of the year.




Just one more thing. Don't get sick with all the candies and the chocolate ^^ Take care of you !!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Special Christmas

Little compilation of different videos of Xmas. Enjoy !

Noël Gag - Video insolite

For those who don't fear death ! ( WARNING !)

For those who don't fear death ( and the ones who are not under 18 ;), are you ready to watch your destiny. Beyond the valley, the sky, the univers, this fight is unique. You will immediatly have a before and a after this video. Please, protect yourself and stay at least 20000 km from the computer while watching.

BEWARE THE FIGHT OF KING LEONIDAS VS CHUCK NORRIS

I am ze best of ze world !!! (or spiderman is back )

I want YOU to watch THIS video about a man who does incredible things. just watch

Lancer de mètre-ruban - Streaming

ideas for christmas

First, I want to do the advert of the movie called The good, the bad and the weird. This is really a good movie, funny and with lots of actions. But, some of the scenes are a bit (just a bit ;) violent. If you are a teen, this film is for you !



Secondly, one of the best game ever Empire : total war. Well, the best game sure, but not the easiest. Only for Hardcore gamers (if you don't know what that means, don't buy this game)

Empire : Total War - Batailles sur la terre ferme - PC sur jeuxvideo.com

For those who have a PSP, I recommand you this game : Monter Hunter Freedom. Once more, it's a really hard but it is beautiful and incredible game.

Monster Hunter Freedom - Symphonic orchestra - PSP sur jeuxvideo.com

Now for those who don't play videogames, I think that an itouch is very useful. (but also VERY expensive).






Now, your choice. Personnaly, I think The movie is the best idea. Ah before i forget, the movie The Good, the Bad and the Ugly also is great. And for all the family. You're parents can watch it as well as your sisters and brothers.

Work Work Work !!!

Hi everyone,

Duty is back again, even more evil, even more dangerous, even more HORRIBLE !!!!! (just kidding ;)
So, I have to speak about what is the best thing that has ever happen to me.
Well, I don't really know. Since I discovered Pc and I managed to tame it, my life has completly change. I am more interest in movies, computer science,... etc. I rember my first PS2. It was Christmas, we were very excited and we when discovered it,..... I just can't talk about the emotion. It was magical.
If you want to go back even more backwards, in the beginnig of the world (naaaa, just my life ;) when time was dark and spocky, I used to play Pc, a VERY old Pc, in which I played Lego Racer ( OOOOOOHH MY GOD !!!! AN ADVERT !!!!! SHAME ON ME!!!!)

If Pc rimes for you with I don't care (Eh! that's not a rime), then I guess the best thing that has EVER happened to me was about 6 years ago. A friend of mine invite me to his birthday, and I lived my best afternoon of all time. We played great games (no no, there was no videogames) and the cake was D-E-L-C-I-O-U-S. Oh my god. Just thinking about it makes me salivate.

So, now your are able to write a book about my life. Don't worry, I only take 75% of the profit.

I'll finish with this words took in "Forest Gump":

"Life is like a box of chocolate: You never know what you're gonna get".

See ya !!!

My master

Tonight I'm really hot and I'm going to post a SECOND post. No, you're not dreaming. I'm going to make a little advert to one of my favourite sport which is aikido. And of course, I'm going to show you a video with the amazing extrodinary awesome unbeliveble STEVEN SEAGAL. By the way, I give you the adresse of a blog in which I stole one of his videos (sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy but it's for work) http://videomartialarts.blogspot.com/ like this maybe I'm not going to finish in jail.
So, that's all for the blabla and all the stuff that goes with it. Here's the video. Enjoy!



I hope this video learned you a little about what aikido is and maybe made you want to try it. Well try then !!!!

My God (stupid video)

Do you know about tetris? This Universal game that even the Petaouchnok knows about? ( If you don't know, don't worry, it's not normal ;) Well for the fan, I have a video that will change your life and your way of playing. For the overones, it's a nice funny movie of 5 min that makes you lost 5 min.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

I warned you. This IS a stupid video completly useless . But so useful... I know, I know, it doesn't make any sens at all, but don't expect to find some on this blog.

The culprit has a name !

I am rrrrrrrrreally sorry if i hadn't made a post since a long time. But i have an excuse. A VERY good excuse. Yeah don't hide you miserable bug. Here is the culprit :



YES, I WAS TALKING ABOUT THIS GAME. This is not a game. This is a time-eater. It's horrible. It's worse than WoW (WoW ? world of warcraft of course). If you buy it, it's YOUR problem if you get bad marks. I am not responsable. Your choice.

You wonder then why I spend my time writing this post rather then playing the game. Well,... to all who have an older brother, you can understand me. The other ones, can't.

Burn-E

Have you seen the animated movie made by Pixar , Wall-e? Do you remenber seing a robot locked outside when Eve got threw the door outside the spaceship ? Well, here is the story of this robot, Burn-E !



Well thought, and well made. Indeed. What do you think ?

My name is STEVEN SEAGAL, and you'd better not forget it

I was thinking that is has been a long time since I haven't talked about C.N. And then suddenly I thought about Steven Seagal, the disciple of C.N and I said to myself:"Come on. Steven also is a great guy. Why don't you speak about him?" So, I'm going to write a post on him. But what is the best than choing his photo first? So, on these photos, you'll be able to see S.S expressing all his emotions with he's face.

What you have to know about him is that he is 7th Dan of aïkido (hey, he could be my master;) and he was the bodyguard of president R.Reagan. Ah yes, he also play in films.(HOW DID YOU GUESS IT !?!)By the way, I recomand you the movie "The patriot". I saw the description( bouhououou you talk about thinks you don' know!!!!), and it sounds to be a real movie for man, like violence, words who kills,...
To finish this post, it was impossible for me not to talk about Chuck ( and for my own sake) so I put a video with him and Steven. Enjoy !!

Even stormtroppers are humain (stupid photo)

So bad for him. But his friends didn't had to be with the bad guys so it's their fault. NA


I mean THIS kind of bad guys. Just look in his eyes. You can feel the devil inside him. bouououuo just thinking about it scares me.

Call of duty modern warfare 2 (videogame)

I'm finally back with a WONDERFUL trailer of the new CoD. The music puts you in the action. Well, normally we should think this kind of stuff is awful with all these deads and violence. But, strangely, we like it ! We are horrible ! We are all threaking psychopate ! If you play this, you are going to become a serial killer!
But.... who cares, you like it, then play it. ^^

Call of Duty : Modern Warfare 2 - Trailer de lancement - PC sur jeuxvideo.com

Hello everyone !!!

It's the 29th of October, I'm in vacations and I have time to kill. So I though I could leave a little post before...
I went to the movies a few days ago in order to watch Lucky Luck. It's not the movie of the year but you laugh and it's very distracting. Maybe a little deception of the story ( Luck with a girl !?! No dalton!?! wtf!?!!).Thus, you can see it, but I think there are better movies to watch. Just wait for Avatar ;)

Anyway, I'm in vacations has I said earlier and I'm in the South cost. Yes, I'm near Grasse, Nice... The COTE D'AZUR (wouahahahaha you envious, aren't you? ;)SEA, euh,SUN it's just merveillous. Yeah, I know ,you wonder then why I don't play outside. That's a very good question. ......*thinking*....euh....*still thinking*....well.... I'm allergic of the sun --'( bouhouhouhou lying is bad).


Did you know that the new version of Windows was out? Mac is disgust. But what you see on T.V is not true. They are both great friends. Moreover, they are secrets agents.

You though I lied ? Pffff, it doesn't suit me. ^^

And don't forget. this blog is Chuck Norris Approved Hihaaaaaa

I just love the bear (stupid video)

How said bears couldn't do sport ? He's so cute. But... I don't know but it's very unsual to see this. Maybe with a bit of training, they can make a team and win the world championship. Whith a lot of luck, everything is possible.

WTF ?!? (stupid video)

You all know the story of the race with the rabbit against the tortule. The rabbit thinks he's the fastest, so he waits under a tree and the tortule wins the race because the bonny though he was quick enough to catch up with the tortule. That's for the story.
That's just lies!!! The bonny had NO chances against it. Just watch the truth :

My first 2 months in Pierre d'Ailly

Boring stuff is back. So here it goes.

It for me a big change to be in my new school for lot's of reasons.
First of all, the school is ten times bigger then my actual one. My older school was really small and it was an old school. Cantine is better now and toilets are open unlike when i was in ninth grade. It can be VERY usefull.
Secondly, now I have school on Saturdays..... :( . I think my pain needs no descriptions.

The reasons I prefer to leave my previous school are complicated.
In Pierre d'Ailly college, there is japanese and I love it ! I love asian stuff anyway thought.
My four years in ****** (no names ;) couldn't let me do another year in. It would really have been boring.

The challenge in this timetable is that with school, I have two hours of sport and in the afternoon, I have two hours of aïkido. I let you imagine how I look on Sunday

Oh yeah, I also have lots and lots of new friend. I won't give their names for some security problem...... JOKING the first one is Yann duponlajoi and he live 12bis Av. de la Forêt at Compiègne, the second one is called Thomas Paulinot and he lives 154 Rue de la fête forraine at Old-York^^ (you really thought I was going to gave you their names?;).

That's all for the boring stuff folk's
See ya !

Why do people hate you ?( The truth in video)

Yeah. After all, why do some people hate him? I'm like this kid, i can't understand. Just watch him telling this to Obama. Truth always leaves from the children mouth.

The super coach (stupid photo)

Okay like lots of normal pupils, I take the bus. But this is where the stuff go wrong. Really I don't mind taking the bus but when you see THIS...


... and you think YOU have to take THIS...

... Now you understand my fellings and how disgusting it is for me to take the bus. Why does only MY bus line have those stinky coach and the overones has does beautiful ones? pffffffff life is horrible (don't worry, I'll get over it;)

I'm one year old and I'm already a fan of star wars (stupid photo)

Yeah that's me when I was a kid(who told you that I'm still one ?;). I'm so cute, aren't I ? Naa, just kidding. But he still is cute. So young and already fan of star wars... he's a futur geek. (little hello to all the geeks by the way)Lol

Cat shit one (manga)

It's been a long time since I didn't send a post without a manga. So here it goes.
It's called cat shit one, and I will be on Tokyo's TV on December(sorry don't know in Europe but you can buy the book). It's a story of mercenaries in the Middle-Est. Sounds fun. Just watch the trailer (yeah !!)!

The super suit

You all know the virus H1N1. Well Haruyama Trading Company has invented a suit who protects you from the virus. Come on, this japanese are awesome. They make so stupid stuff. They are the only one who can make this.


.... handsome, isn't he ?

In case of zombie attack...(stupid photo)

You can also train on Call of duty 5, Left for Dead and lots more.

Ooh Aah hi ha ha (stupid video)

Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla (just wach and you'll understand)

New baby dance (stupid video)

Do you remember the baby dancing in front of the tv where a music of Beyoncé was palyed a the same time? Well watch this video and enjoy the little baby to his mother dancing with his pampers. ^^

The coolest guy in the world

Just unbeliviable. Barack Obama has been awarded the Nobel price of peace. He says he doesn't deserved it and he swear he will do is best the respect the price. He's so so so cool. Just look at him and you'll think the same way i do.

Futuristic mouses ( technologie)

Just watch these impressive mouses. I can't wait to have one !

Fable III (videogame)

It's been a long time without videogames so I decided to repair this mistake.
I will talk about Fable III. I have myself Fable II, I finished it, and I loved it. I thing that in the third game, the gameplay will be the same than in the overones whitch mean that you make different choices,pure(killing bandits, rescuing,...) or evil(murdering,...), and they will have consequences all along the game. In the III, you seem to be a king or a queen(how knows, girls can play too;) and you can decide to be a good or a cruel one.
Here is a little teaser

Fable III - GC 2009 : Teaser - 360 sur jeuxvideo.com

I think I will buy it so I might do another post when I will have finished it. Just wait and see !

News from Iraq (stupid video and photo)

First an interview :


Geek, they are everywhere, even in Iraq :


Now you know why we didn't won faster :


No comments :

Kung Fu figthing (stupid video)

Another stupid video with an ultra,giga,super move of the death who kills. Enjoy!

Usain Bolt, feel the difference (stupid video)

This guy is amazing. Who can he do all of this... just amazing



Yeah, I know, it's fake,... although...

More sports (stupid video)

This is how we do biathlon. Very dangerous sport, indeed. Just watch ^^

So cute (stupid photo)

Come on, this cat is so cute. He makes me think of the cat in Shrek.




But this is their real thinking. I caught you, you little ****** of *****



This is how you will finish gniark gniark gniark

Nike (stupid photo)

Yeah, a little advert for a sport brand :




I love baseball ;)

My hero

Yes, he's my hero, Barack Obama. He's cool, maybe even better than Chuck Norris(i don't know if this is possible), his idea are brillant,... what can I say else, there are so much things to tell about this great person. My dream is to meet him one day. ( it's a dream) Come on, I can't understand the ones who say he shouldn't be president. This kind of guys shouldn't exist.
And don't forget : yes, we can. (very original I know)

The hero of the day (stupid video)

In the USA, they have a major problem. Sausages for hot dogs are sold in packet of 8 and bread for hot dogs are sold in packet of 10. So a man decide to call both company and try to solved this problem out. Just watch

One Piece (manga)

This manga is the one who looks like Fairy tail(it can be in two different ways).
Just watch the video,you'll make a better idea than if it's me who explain. But I can say it's great, funny and it's a shonen ^^

SPECIAL NEW (stupid photo)

WHE CAUGHT SOMETHING INCREDIBLE :





Sorry, a bit disguting, I admit it °°' but it was too strong for me to pass next to it.

CHUCK NORRIS is back (stupid photos and video)

Yeah !!!!! Chuck is back.



Children read this blog so excuse if Chuck Norris is represented has Mario because in real life they would have had to much blood. By the way, Chuck often gives blood but never his ^^


Beware this video is forbidden for under 18 ^^(just kidding)


Ahah the finger in the nose. He's too strong. It seems easy for him.

I know he's dead but.... (stupid photo)

Everyone knows Michael Jackson and his......

Yeah, I admit it, I'm one of his fans. I love his songs but the newest ones are really bad.
The thing I like that he does is the moonwalk. This is awesome. It's so hard to do it.



Yeah, I know, like this it's looks easy. But it only looks. Come on, give it a try at home(if you dare). ^^

More and more and more stupid photos (stupid photo)

Ah, the crisis.....

I love sales ^^

Youpi, Harry Potter ;)

Letters from Iwo Jima (movie)

I watch this film about 3 months ago, and I think it's a good movie. It's emotional without being too sad. M. Eastwood made you understand that it's not because Japan made war that all the japanese are bad guys.The music makes you live the movie. Really if you can watch it, don't hesitate, it's really good. Well, beware there are some moments a bit disgusting.

Just watch the trailer and make you an idea (don't worry, the film can be english dubbed)

Tracks (stupid photo)

MOUAHAH LOL. Hope it will help you ^^

Chuck Norris (stupid photo)

Did you know about CHUCK NORRIS ? This guy is a monster. I've been told that if god hadn't be seen for 2 thousand years, it's because he owes him money. Now you know who is CHUCK NORRIS

(stupid photo, from nioutaik)

Everybody like Beyoncé (stupid video)

When I say everybody, it's everybody. He's so funny. Japanese would have said kawaï, so I say it's kawaï ( proud with the little of japanese he knows ;)

Little hello, Assassin's creed II also ( videogame )

Hi everyone, it's me again.
I hope you're the picture of health because in my case I have a flu. ATCHAAAAAAA ( **** my book)

Anyway i'm still in with a new info from CBS (naaa just kidding ;) I will talk about ASSASSIN'S CREED II

Assassin's Creed II - Trailer - PS3 sur jeuxvideo.com

And here I cut your face, and here I punch your stomach. This guy is SO cool. It's just crazy what he can do. (well, you in fact because your the one playing)
Only probleme, you must wait until the 19 November to be able to buy it :( NOOOOO it's torture. UBISOFT (little advert on the way ;) , you can't do this to us !!!

So here was the news, hope you enjoyed it(and hope you will enjoy the game)

Abdul Yves Akim Fly (stupid video)

Excellent ! It's fabulous . ^^ (i know it's REALLY a stupid video but I warn you ;)

Fairy Tail (manga)

This is a great manga which I recommand you to read. It's a bit like One Piece and it has the same humour but it still has it's own quality.
Read it !!

Troopers (stupid video)

MOUAHAHAHA LOL maybe a bit weird ...

Avatar (movie )

there is the beast !!!!! TADAAAA. It's just awesome !!

My Life

Hi folks, welcome on my new blog.

I'm in 10th grade in Pierre d'Ailly secondary school.
I was born on the 7 February 1994 so if you want you can send me presents, it's ok ;). For my futur job and don't really know ; maybe a doctor or a system administrateur. These are simply ideas and I still have to think about it. I'm also a great fan of Japan. I love pyjamas(sounds weird but I am who I am) and I'm a little greedy. I tast everything! But if I could, I would eat crips all day long; crips, falvor barbecue(oh mama, it's soooooooo good)
Our English teacher asked us to make a blog and make it personnal. So I will talk about what comes threw my mind.But I warn you, it will be mostly about manga, computer,cinema or stupid videos ^^. So if you like this kind of subject, this blog is for you. That's all for the boring stuff (well for he moment because i'm afraid they might have so obligated post to send so just wait and see)

For my first speech, I will talk about a movie you will be able to watch on December. I name : " Avatar". I watch the trailer and I think this film will be a monster with all the special effects and all that stuff. I'm looking forward to watch it. What about you ? Will you go and see it ? Leave comments!